Come play in our new Caption Contest!

This is the pic for the 39th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

old Obama

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Wednesday, February 6.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“The Picture of Dorian Obama: In 2008, the buyer of Obama’s old home in Chicago found this curious portrait, covered with cobwebs, in the dusty attic.”

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here!

~Eowyn

41 responses to “Come play in our new Caption Contest!

  1. “At the close of his sixth term Obama looks forward to the up coming campaign debate. Read the in depth interveiw on Pg. 666″

    I can only pray this doesn’t become a real headline.

  2. Do I really look like I have AIDS? Semper Fi.

  3. Fina Biscotti

    I am starting to look like Uncle Tom.

  4. 2016: Official picture of His Royal Highness … By edict of King Obama … this portrait shall be hung in every place of business, every classroom, every government building and every home under penalty of severe sanctions.

  5. George Stephanopoulos, you twit, I am NOT Morgan Freeman, nor am I Bill Russell! I am the President of the United States, clothed with immense power!

  6. This is what happens to an idiot when he tries using his head for something more than a hat rack …………………………

  7. I must have forgotten my Grecian Formula 16 this a.m. How am I going to win over the welfare brood-mares looking like an old-fart ?

  8. Constant lying really does age you.

  9. This is what happens when you eat the flesh of Americans!!!! Cannibal!!

  10. “If Morgan Freeman, Danny Glover, and Harry Belafonte had a child, he’d look like Barak Obama.”

  11. Before God!

  12. Who would have thought that with Obamacare there wouldn’t be any plastic surgeons left to take the wrinkles out of my old ass.

  13. I’m constipated and I can’t quit spending!

  14. Lyin’, smokin’, & too much skeet shootin’ will do that to a man…

  15. Wow, signing all those executive orders sure puts the years on one.

  16. The Next Fore just like the Last Fore

  17. Alfred E. Neuman’s “MAD” illegitimate half-brother

  18. Maybe communism realy does suck!

  19. Grumpy in Arizona

    “Uncle Obama’s Rice” – get it while supplies last!

  20. what? You here again?

  21. After wiping his sorry ass with the U.S. Constitution, overseeing the utter decline of the United States into a New World Order, and commanding Satan’s minions for the upcoming Rapture and Tribulations, the communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist ChristianHating/AmericaDestroying SUMBITCH sets his sights on Jesus and St. Michael the Archangel. Can you say Peter Principle?

    • I do believe I catch your drift, Locke, and would put it thusly: “Oh yas suh, mastuh, I do be good fer ya, and plenty spry, oh yas, jus’ principull your Peter there and it’ll all be good, yas suh, sho’ enuf!! But mastuh, please don’t eber send me to da fema camp, oh no suh!!”

  22. January 20, 2030:

    Twenty-two years after being elected the 44th President of the United States, and fourteen years after declaring himself 1st Premier of the Communist States of Amerika, comrade Dear Ruler Barack Hussein Obama has decided to turn over the reigns of power to his son, mullah Treyvon Abdullah Idi Amin Mao Akhmed Muhammed, and relocate to an obscure island once believed to be owned by someone named George Soros.

    No word yet on whether Obama plans to move the body of his late wife Michelle, who he ordered executed back in 2017 for her ceaseless nagging and bitching over his cheeseburger intake, and is rumored to be interned somewhere in the Siberian tundra.

    -Dave

  23. His new immigration plan must have worked.

  24. “Damm…I should have NEVER let Rahm Emanuel talk me into going to that all mens club…..

  25. The Next Four Years….circa 2020

  26. The MAD Jewess

    ‘Obama Re election, 2030′

  27. Hey, Frank! Come here, quickly! Am I really Kenyan… or South African? Is Nelson Mendela really my dad?

  28. President Obama vows to cut back on his future golfing, after it’s become apparent that the sun really DOES age people!

  29. “You know I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with FRIKIN LASER BEAMS attached to their heads…”

  30. Revelation 13:5 “And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.”

  31. “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do…”

  32. This is NOT a caption, but more of an aside:

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am just about sick and tired of this un-American Kenyan, communist, Muslim, affirmative-action product of a foreign exchange student, low-life, worthless POS destroying the America many of my family members fought, and in some cases, died for.

    And if you are reading this Janet Napolitano (and I hope the Hell you are), you can kiss my libertarian, lily-white Amurrican ass, you fugly stinking communist puke dyke bitch.

    Okay. Now I feel better. :-D

    -Dave

  33. WANTED! For Treason and other High Crimes and Misdemeanors.

  34. Ordo Ab Chao: How and why the West was destroyed.

  35. All hail Satan!

  36. “Finally got that pesky fly!”

  37. Martin Luther King Junioir had a dream…………..
    ……….But I Have A Vision!

    Oh & what Dave ^ ^ ^ said.

  38. I should have kept driving Ms. Daisy. This could get dangerous !

  39. “How dare you defy the great Obama??” “McCain…Drone those tea partiers now!!!”

  40. I’m genuinely SHOCKED! I was assured that they buried this one with the photographer, when he was taken off my Hit List…