Statistics

Can You Guess Which Upstanding Organization These Statistics Apply To 

36  have been accused of spousal abuse
 
7  have  been arrested for fraud
 
19  have been  accused of writing bad checks
 
117  have  directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2  businesses
 
3  have done time for  assault
 
71,  I repeat71 cannot  get a credit card due to bad credit
14   have  been arrested on  drug-related charges
 
8  have been  arrested! for shoplifting
 
21  currently  are defendants in lawsuits,and
 
84  have  been arrested for drunk driving in  the last year!>
 
Can you guess which organization  this is?
 
Is  it the NBA , NHL or NFL?
 
Or perhaps Hollywood stars?
 
Give  up yet? Scroll down,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
None of the above, It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress
 
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the  rest of us in line.
 
H/T to my cousin Bob
 
Tom in NC
 

18 responses to “Statistics

  1. Surreal, isn’t it? One of my favorite movie scenes is in “Mars Attacks” when the aliens come “in peace” to speak with Congress … then promptly nuke them all with a space gun, “ACK-ing” with glee as they do so. The meeting is being broadcast live, and a grandma in a nursing home bursts into laughter and claims “They blew up Congress!” xD

  2. My first thought was the House of Reps………..I guess I was close enough .

    Don’t forget about Rep. Hastings out of Fla.

  3. It’s time for a house cleaning — all they seem to do is for themselves

  4. .

    Seriously though, I read somewhere that an alarming % of incumbents were voted back last November 6. We have no one to blame but ourselves.

  5. Damn , I thought that was the line for an Obama phone , or an Obama check , or food stamps ……………..

  6. That’s great!!!
    I love it!!!

    …and I thought all the criminal members of congress were from Massachusetts. I stand corrected.

  7. As Shakespeare wrote “‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!”

  8. Oh my, what an insult to the large group of baboons to be called a “Congress” !

  9. Would love to know their names and the states they represent!

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