Exercise your Constitutional right: Come play in our Caption Contest!

The POS is shredding the Second Amendment, but we still have the First! – our Constitutional right of free speech to make fun of the squatter in the White House.

Let’s use it before that’s taken from us too!

Here’s the pic for the 38th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest:

Obama_Gun_Control Jan 16, 2013Photo taken on Jan. 16, 2013, at the POS’s announcement of his expansive gun-control agenda.

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Friday, January 25, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Dictators always drape themselves with little children. Just ask Hitler.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!

~Eowyn

44 responses to “Exercise your Constitutional right: Come play in our Caption Contest!

  1. “Really…..it’s for the children!!!!” (keep repeating the lie, and they’ll believe it)

  2. You see kids…after I strategically place you around me to make people think you are my priority…::chuckles::..then we all smile and look happy..”And this right here kids..is how you screw America”

  3. He said that we must take a stand
    To make sure everyone gets a chance
    Mmm, mmm, mm!
    Barack Hussein Obama

    He said red, yellow, black or white
    All are equal in his sight
    Mmm, mmm, mm!
    Barack Hussein Obama

  4. Coloring outside the lines

  5. Chris Meissen

    President signs new Executive Orders while surrounded by his Constitutional advisors.

  6. Grumpy in Arizona

    “Gather ‘round kids… Watch as I sign away your future”

  7. We are no longer drinking the kool aid…how about a nice hawaiian punch!!

    Sadly I used to be like these kids. In junior high I wrote the White House when daddy Bush was in about crime in our country. Thankfully I was not exploited any further than getting a letter back with an autographed picture of that loser.

    • I am sorry to those offended by my comment, but you must understand in my eyes Bush is/ was not better than Obama because I currently feel most of our politicians are mere puppets serving the orders and directions of others therefore in my eyes sending a letter to them did not do me much good. I also don’t agree with using children as a scape goat in a political campaign. Never agreed with the whole kissing babies thing to make oneself seem the more favorable candidate. This country needs to get rid of career politicians and put in people whom will actually serve the people not corporations or the elite.

  8. Sign right here for a lifetime of servitude.

  9. Alright kiddies gather in a little closer, in fact why don’t you stand in front of me in case one of those crazies from the NRA tries to take a shot at me. You must protect your Fuhrer!

  10. I dont know why you are smiling Billy, that man just made your squrt gun illegal!

  11. Killing Joke.

  12. Young minds full of mush watching an older mind full of God knows what trying to pull a thought out of his nether-regions .

  13. ” Hey kiddies , I’m your president and I’m looking out for your safety by signing these 23 E.A ‘s ; unfortunately it’s not going to do a damn thing to keep you safe . But I can keep you’re parents b.s’d can’t I ? “

  14. “Here children, this is your invoice for 22 trillion payable for the rest of your lives.”

  15. Average Joe Patriot

    Psst; Bobby is that A-Load-of-Crap I smell in your pants or, is it this document I’m signing?

  16. OK, Executive Order 1234567, Suzy gets Homeland Security, Johnny gets Secretary of State, Annie gets HHS and Billy gets to run the Fed! FANTASTIC!

  17. President signing the ‘Free Twinkies’ bill in front of young democrats.

  18. Children of US citizens forcing obama to sign his impeachment papers

  19. OK kids, next time your teacher makes you read the United States Constitution you just give her this note, and tell her the President says it’s not relevant.

  20. Grandma! Grandma! President Obama’s on tv. again……..Big whoop!

  21. With his last remaining constituency as witness, the communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist ChristianHating/AmericaDestroying SUIMBITCH illegalalien POSER-in-chief signs Executive Order #10,000… effectively making himself Dictator/God for Life Eternal. Super concentrated Kool-Aid and Magic cookies will now be served in the Blue Room.

  22. “And I put an X in the corner for Tic Tac Toe, kids. I won!”

  23. See kids you to can be President one of these days. Oh no you can’t be me signing this document I will be the last President, and the first Dictator of OBAMALABAD (formerly known as America).

  24. President dissarms the children.

  25. The little girl in red is a conservative, standing apart and not smiling is saying “How much is this gonna cost me, my grandkids, their grand kids…and on and on and on?”.

  26. Siddhartha Vicious

    Umm, we are sure that none of these kids were ‘killed’ in Newtown, right?

  27. “If we can save even one child (except in the case of abortion)…”
    -King Barack OMoloch

  28. Hey, all this protection cost money, so here is an IOU for you, an IOU for you, and a IOU for that other kid over there.

  29. This just in..The NAARP
    “The National Association Advancement of Redheaded People”
    Have filed suit over the prejudicial picture allowing no Red heads.

  30. Grumpy in Arizona

    “Hey kids – You do realize that those guys standing behind you are armed to the teeth… Don’t you???”

  31. OK…this is how much you kids owe me…ah, I mean taxes to the government. Oh, and all those zeros…well their just zeros, so they don’t mean anything, OK?…Now if you………

  32. The child is black the child is white, I’ll use them to steal your constitutional rights…. such a beautiful sight….

  33. “Little do they know I’m signing them into perpetual slavery.”

  34. “I don’t always overthrow a country… but when I do, I bring the kids along!” — Generalissimo Oblamebush

  35. Thoughts from left to right…
    *What the hell is he signing?!?
    *Hehe, my suit is better than his,
    *My what big ears he has!
    Why is everyone staring?

  36. “If I had a father, he’d look like Barak Obama,” thought the little black boy.

  37. “One more forgery doesn’t hurt!”.

  38. Bill J. Spence

    My Children, I made sure to include you in this picture as a tribute to your parents and all who voted for me to serve a 2nd term as your President and Commander-in-Chief. From now on you BOYS will not have to play those silly games like Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, Military War Games, Water Gun Fighting, BB Gun target practice to prepare yourselves for Hunting with adults, etc. etc. And GIRLS, you can look forward to the boys joining in and participating with you in your games like: Tiddlywinks, Hop Scotch, Rock-A-Bye Baby, Dress the Dolls, Mommie’s little Cooking Helper, Nurses and Doctors, and others that you once had to play without the privilege of sharing them with playmates of the opposite sex.. Also you YOUNG MEN will one day thank me for assisting your parents in molding your personalities, which when/an if you serve in our Military you didn’t have to encounter so many macho comrades. … As your Supreme leader, I most nobly place my signature on this official document because.. “It’s the right thing to do”.