Let’s start the new year with a Caption Contest!

What better way to start the new year than with another world-famous FOTM Caption Contest?

Here’s the pic for FOTM’s 38th Caption Contest:

New Mt Rushmore

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of Sunday, January 13, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“In the year 3001, explorers from Alpha Centauri found the remains of a curious mountain on Earth, carved with images of the founding fathers of a short-lived country, the Disunited Socialist States of Amerika (2008-2018).”

For the winner of FOTM’s last contest to name you-know-who, go here!


18 responses to “Let’s start the new year with a Caption Contest!

  1. “President Obama employs thousands in new public works program”

  2. Mount Liberalmore

  3. hmm 1000′s i do believe it would take 100,000′s of government employees and 100′s of years to work on such a project and in the end all four heads would be obama’s paid for by the 49%

  4. Mount Crushmore Americans Under Debt

  5. Judith Miller

    Count Down to Demolition 5 4 3 2 1 XXXXXXXXX
    No Sane Person will miss Mt. Crushmore

  6. Malaise in marble, gimme in granite,
    the rock of redistribution.

  7. The Marx(ist) Brothers

  8. The faces of “Time for a Change” immortalized forever after the third raising of the National Debt Ceiling.

  9. Well son, back in those days we just called it Mt. Hemroid

  10. Stoned in Love.

  11. the 4 horsemen of apocalypse

  12. Mountain, move in the mighty name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, move directly into the Sea of Forgetfulness.
    Thank you LORD for your word.

  13. On the rocks….with a splash of kool-aid please

  14. OMG!!! Is this Hell?

  15. The United Socialist States of Amerika opens its newest national park: Sh*thead Mountain.


  16. The 4 Stooges

  17. Grumpy in Arizona

    “See – even rocks can be ‘dummied-down’

  18. Imprudential: Life on the Rock