Happy New Year Chuckles.

Happy New Year To all at FOTM.   :D

 

A New Year Prayer For the Elderly

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

New Year’s Day Prayer for One and All

Dear Lord

So far this year I’ve done well.

I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on I’m probably going to need a lot more help.

Amen

A New Year’s Wish

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck – the bartender was almost crushed to death

Lecture Tour with A Difference

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.

‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.

Happy New Year

~Steve~

http://guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/new_year.htm

6 responses to “Happy New Year Chuckles.

  1. Funny! Though the second one is too true to be funny. LOL :D

  2. Happy New Year dear friends of the FOTM. May God be with us and bless us in the new year.

  3. Happy New Year to everybody at FotM.

    -Dave

  4. Wishing everyone health, wealth and prosperity in 2013! Only hours away in EST!!!

  5. The last one is funny :) Happy New Year Eve’s all!

  6. Happy New Year to all the friends I have made in this wonderful place! May you always know peace, contentment, and a great curiosity of all the world that surrounds you that never flags in its enthusiasm. Thank you all for making me feel at home here and Dr, Eowyn, you know you will always hold a special place in my heart for your friendship. Peace be to all of you.

    ~Christine~

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