Black Bra size 38.

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 bras

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store’s remaining stock of

50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “…please tell me – What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese guy answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”

…and this is why the Chinese own us!
Business is Business!

~Steve~             H/T   Miss May  

 

8 responses to “Black Bra size 38.

  1. It’s perfect, and “it couldn’t be better” as we say up here! I fearlessly predict this will become a classic, and make its way around the world in record time. Many thanks for this Sunday enlightenment, and I send all of you readers and writers my best wishes for a grand new year ahead!

  2. Joseph, Best wishes to you also. :D

  3. Very funny!

    Whoever made up this joke thinks like I do because when I’m in Lane Bryant, seeing the HUGE (much much bigger than 38) and very colorful (red! pink! yellow!) bras on sale, I’ve been sorely tempted to make caps out of them as well! :D

  4. Whoever came up with this joke must not be very educated about what the sizes mean, because the CUP size is salient as far as making hats, NOT the rib cage measurement!

  5. Just wanted to say thank you. I am part native american, have 2 buddies of mine, one part jewish, the other part asian. Needless to say we all talk major trash to each other, this joke is priceless for me anyway!
    Hilarious!

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