Wednesday Morning Quickie.

This Just In!!!   Check Your Mail..

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2013 Social Security
Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two
discount coupons to KFC, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my arse and a ‘Blame it on Bush’
poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.

~Steve~

H/T   Jean

5 responses to “Wednesday Morning Quickie.

  1. Thanks to Obama, we won’t have yards to put a sign in, a oven to bake bread in, a car to drive to KFC in or put a bumper sticker on! HMMM unless we all started speaking spanish, then we are all good to go!

    • Hi Miss owllady, how ya been. Still sparkly I hope. Sorry I just caught up to this comment. I’m days behind the rest of the planet. I’ll meet you at the park.
      Groannnn. I miss the park.

  2. “LOL…DAMN IT!” wish it were a joke!

  3. Not true, actually the 2013 package has a “Foreward!” bumper sticker.

  4. Wait jes’ a minute heah, Steverino! I did’nu git no hoe for to bake my cornbread on! Where’s my hoe?

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