Are you ready to play in our new Caption Contest?

Are you down in the dumps?

I am feeling rather bruised and buffeted by the recent election and the resultant self-destructive infighting among conservatives.

So how about a Caption Contest to chase our blues away?

Here’s the pic for FOTM’s 37th Caption Contest!

Here’s the drill (note the slight change in procedure):

  • FOTM writers will narrow down contestants to 3 or 4, after which you — the readers — will vote for a winner via a poll!
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This Caption Contest will be closed a week from now, at the end of the day on Tuesday, December 11, 2011.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Obamacare 101 is now a required course in every college and university across America.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

26 responses to “Are you ready to play in our new Caption Contest?

  1. It looks like the class for how to conduct Voter Fraud is in session. By using the depicted formula it will be practically impossible to prove who is responsible.

  2. Obamacare 101. Any questions? Now let’s go on to page 2.

  3. Bueller?…..Bueller?…..Bueller?…

  4. Jet-pack and chalk are kept beneath the podium.

  5. That blackboard is huge…what is the Prof. compensating for?

  6. “… now, carry the “1” and YES! We have proven once and for all that Donal Trump’s hair is indeed mathematically possible… albeit not in this universe.”

  7. So as you can see, as I’ve laid out here, the government is way too busy creating problems to solve any.

  8. So class..that is how to solve the worlds economic problems in a nutshell… Are there any questions? Please note that this will ALL be on your final…..

  9. Ok who took my ladder and where the hell is my eraser !!!!

  10. OK kids, so as you can plaaaainnnly see, if you like your doctor and your
    current insurance plan, you can keep them.

  11. “I didn’t build this. I can’t explain this. You can’t learn this on your own. That’s why I TEACH it! AND WITH TENURE! Can’t touch this!”

  12. Students, armed with this knowledge you will be able to find a job in this Obama’s economy.

  13. ..And that is how you calculate the self employment tax under the HHS rules…

  14. In order to understand the new tax codes, let us start with a brief overview of the first point.

  15. Step #1 of … How To Create an Entire Nation of Manchurian Candidates

    RTF

  16. See how if we raise taxes on the top 2% all the other numbers just disapear.

  17. There, how do you like that Glenn Beck?

  18. Oh. You’re right, 6 x 6 is 36, not 35. Let’s start over.

  19. Bart Pflipsen

    I have no idea what this is. Check the schedule. This is a psychology course.

  20. And this, class, is why the conservatives lost yet another election

  21. This is ridiculous. But, now that I have Valierie’s two new judges added to the Supreme Court, you will never be able to repeal any of this in perpetuity. Ho Ho Ho to y’MamaJama and Allah Luyah, Bring me my new halo somebody!