Making fun of traditional marriage?

Lesbians threaten to ‘steal your boyfriends’ in hilarious same-sex marriage  spoof

DailyMail: Among the historic Election Night wins  earlier this month were three states that voted in favor of gay  marriage. Maine, Maryland and Washington State joined six others that already approve same-sex unions.

But the women over at The Unsolicited Project  have a message for the 41 states that have not yet opened their arms to such  rights, in a hilarious parody that is sweeping the internet.

The video, a montage of stereotypical  lesbians, opens with one calling the recent vote ‘a great step forward for civil  rights. ‘However, that means there are still 41  states that oppose it.’

For them, the women issue a threat: ‘Whatever  – keep marriage between a man and a woman. And as a response, we will marry your  boyfriends.’

We would be the best wives ever,’ claims  another woman clad in a skull cap and a  Montreal Canadians jersey. ‘For starters,  we love sports. Every single sport.’ ‘While you’re dragging him to the  ballet or  making him sit through another episode of the bachelor, we  just scored NBA  playoff tickets – right behind the bench.’

A lesbian stretching her legs at the gym  claims: ‘He’ll never have to suffer through a five hour trip to the mall  again.’ ‘While you’re deciding between a slutty dress  and another slutty dress, we just bought the same three pairs of the same jeans  because they fit well.’

The group says that they could steal a  boyfriend while his unwitting girlfriend is at the nail salon. Go ahead, get your mani-pedi. We’ll  be at  your boyfriends playing Call of Duty, Skyrim, Halo. We own every  video game  console to date, and we can play all. night. long.’

If that’s not incentive enough, offer their  company and the company of other like-minded women, saying: ‘And hey, did you  know that lesbians know other lesbians?’ A blonde lesbian in a low-cut top and  clutching Nintendo Wii controllers says: ‘Sometimes we hang out, make out, and take our clothes off. Do you  your boyfriend will mind?

The woman also believe that longstanding argument starters like gawking at other women would be a thing of the  past. ‘What? Did he just stare at the waitress’ boobs? So were we.’

They go on: ‘Ladies, no offense, but you just  can’t  make your man as happy as we can. We will take him to the strip club  every year on his birthday – and even some of his un-birthdays, because  it’s a win-win.’ ‘We are like your boyfriend’s best friend – with boobs.’

The women then conclude: ‘So please, support  gay marriage, or we will marry your boyfriend.’  Another  adds: ‘Every. Last. One.’

This so-called “parody” is full of stereotypes. What makes you think all women take their husbands to the mall? What makes you think that all women don’t like sports? What makes you think all men want to go to a strip joint?

What an insult to married men and women who work hard at their marriages.

DCG

5 responses to “Making fun of traditional marriage?

  1. Sure is… also a response to the College Humor clip of the opposite setup “Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends” (which does the same thing, too… pardon the one instance of bad language):

  2. I suppose if I had enough to drink…

  3. Reblogged this on News You May Have Missed and commented:
    Making fun of traditional marriage?

  4. Agenda 21&other radical leftist elements are making fun, mocking,lying about tradition heterosexual marriage! Eventually it will become greatly discouraged&eventually illegal! Yes give it time&this agenda 21 movement will ban it! In the new world order agenda 21 society when children are born, they will be taken by the state to be raised by state workers in communal kid dormitories! They will put boys with boys&girls with girls! They will never let either sex see or know of each other&TEACH THEM FROM INFANCY HOMOSEXUALITY! These kids by 2050&afterwards will not know of anything else-this is part of the brave new world in the latter 21st century but the agenda 21 folk are not telling us about this “GAY PLAN-FYI!!!!!

  5. LiberalFascism101

    Liberal Fascism 101: hate, attack, blame, lie, deny

    Scratch the surface and you’ll find a Talmudic European Jew funding, producing, and propagating this trash with immoral self-righteousness.

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