Sodomy widens your anus for Jihad!

You just can’t make this stuff up.

A Muslim cleric (of the Shiite sect) is captured on video, saying that a special Wahhabi¹ fatwa² sanctions sodomy as a method of jihad³ because it widens a man’s anus, thereby making the cavity capacious enough for the insertion of explosive capsules!

[Notes:
1. The Wahhabi is an extremist Muslim school-of-thought, based in Saudi Arabia, which claims Osama bin Laden as one of its acolytes.
2. A fatwa is a juristic ruling concerning Islamic law issued by an Islamic scholar, of whom there are droves, with the force of law.
3. Jihad is Islam's holy war against infidels.]

Here’s the video of London-based Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf making the incredible pronouncement on Fadak TV, posted to YouTube on June 16, 2012:

Here’s a transcript of what the cleric said, provided by MEMRI:

Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus. In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives. My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”

The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it. The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible. Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad. Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness. Know, my son, that Allah resurrects the mujahideen on Judgment Day on the basis of their intentions. Allah willing, your intention is to support Islam. May Allah include you among those who heed His call.”

This is the fatwa that led a man a while ago to carry out a bombing attack against then Interior Minister Naif bin Abd Al-Aziz [sic]….”

PatriotActionNetwork. says the cleric now says it’s all a lie concocted by Israeli Jews even though we have the loony cleric on video!

Thanks to FOTM’s BritCapitalist and our inimitable Terry for bringing this stunning video to our attention!

~Eowyn

38 responses to “Sodomy widens your anus for Jihad!

  1. Let’s talk about what’s inportant to the American people. The Rockefellers and the Rothchilds and the British government are the main forces robbing the United States with their agents in our government. They are robbing the U.S. Treasury and they are creating a one world government under their control using the United Nations. They are in fact a very evil group of people with the ultimate goal of enslaving all people and killing anyone who gets in their way. The world will be a much better place when people realize they have to be put in prison for all time.

    • Paul, you are right. This is where their thoughts of the grand scheme of a “One World Gov.” with a universal religion come in. These evil,lying hell spawn are so nieve, and they are easy for them to control. Not like the Majority of the American people. They don’t want people that can think for themselves. Islam is not a religion, it is a radical political party. The D.C. communists know they can talk them into doing ANYTHING.

      • Sure, Jihadis want to come in and steal the commies’ revolution… just like another country in the Arab Spring, let things get so trashed (à la the leftards’ Cloward-Piven strategy) that people will glady have Sharia just for the sake of order/safety.

    • Paul,

      Once again, you’ve done a non sequitur. Instead of addressing this Muslim cleric’s pronouncement, once again you’re on your Rothschild-Rockefeller-British govt rant.

      Give it a rest!

  2. Is this “religion” for real?? Do they just make it up as they go? Next it will be okay to eat pork if you can justify needing the pig carcass for some method of future mass destruction against infidels.

    • BritCapitalist

      “Is this religion for real?”. A great question! Aren’t you just so sick of this sickness?

    • They can justify anything that way… just like left/libtards, the ends justify the jollies… er… means.

  3. And let’s not forget his buddy, Yasser, about “semen worms”…

    What is it with these dudes and man-on-man action? (Methinks they doth protest too much.)

    • I honestly believe Islam was created to mass produce homosexuals seeings as though they cover up thier women’s beauty, which they are afraid of. Apparantly there’s nothing scarier than getting aroused by women. Though men walk freely of any obstructions so that only men seem to exist. A gay’s dream. Plus they stick their butts up in the air during prayer…

  4. We could probably help out with a 155 HP round. Of course with any luck it would go off on insertion. But hey, that’s the point isn’t it?

  5. This “backwards” methodology was used to attack a Mideast Interior Minister? These Ani-Bombers are “interior ministers” unto themselves!

    Seems any excuse will do — Jihad included — for homo sex since their women are nothing but shrouded, ambulating doormats/baby machines…

    These moral messes will be the butt of many a joke stateside: Stay tuned for Kimmel et alia! Explosive humor…in arrears!

    (No back taxes for these guys!)

  6. LOL – yeah, like this is something I want to read right out of the box in the morning.

    -Dave

  7. I’m sorry, but I can’t stop laughing…

  8. Proof positive that these primitive cultists are nothing but a bunch of bloody assholes.

  9. Sick…

    Dan Savage would approve.

    • That’s a bullying comment — how DARE you? Savage is gonna come after you and hit you with his manbag — a gift from Bwaney Fwank. :D

  10. Repulsive, sickening, deplorable, demonic!

  11. catscanner150

    Sling ‘em under a donkey so they look like a sidewinder missile.

  12. BritCapitalist

    No no no – it’s all yours!

  13. Discusting… makes me sick…

  14. So I guess there will be no more executions of homosexuals?? As it will all be in preparation for jihad??

  15. Looking at their communal prayers with max posterior exposure, this guy’s fatwa makes perfect sense.
    Prayer in the Streets of London

  16. Yes, but I don’t advise putting it on a bumpersticker! LOL

  17. BritCapitalist

    Holy Fartwa!!!

  18. Please tell me this is a Monty Python skit.

  19. –i have never read anything more sick than this, this came right out of the bosom of Satan if there is a Satan.

  20. “After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.”
    Lololololol

    Following that logic Jihad makes ANYTHING permissible, therefore nothing is really ever forbidden. Clever.

  21. The “Islamic scholar” dealt with the problem as though it were a letter to “Dear Abby” or Ann Landers. Just pray that he doesn’t get appointed to our Supreme Court.

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