You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool them Texan flies.
A cowboy from Texas was at a fund-raising function for Barack Obama’s reelection. When Obama discovered the cowboy was from George W. Bush’s home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”
H/t FOTM’s beloved MoxieLouise!
Seriously though, check out my post of June 23, 2010: “Obama, Lord of the Flies”.