Warning!!! Blonde Joke. Don’t read if you have no sense of Humor.

THE BLONDE WHO HUNTED ALLIGATORS:

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!’

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go give it a try?’

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration……

” Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!!!!! “

~Steve~                                       H/T  Grouchy

10 responses to “Warning!!! Blonde Joke. Don’t read if you have no sense of Humor.

  1. Thank you I am pretty sure I needed this laugh this morning! :)

  2. Keep ‘em coming! My retired dad loves these jokes! Thanks
    ~~Mrs. Patriot

  3. ROFL!

    -Dave

  4. ROFL!! this one will go to my dearest blonde friend ever!! (she has a great sense of humor) :)

  5. lowtechgrannie

    Now, that’s FUNNY! ROFL!

  6. Gadzooks but those blondes do have a way about themselves, don’t they! This watery chestnut is always good for a yuk, especially if it’s been five years since one last heard or read it.

  7. Lololol!! I used to have a pair of alligator shoes…I had no idea what someone had to go through to get them! :-)

  8. Reblogged this on OyiaBrown and commented:
    Very good

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