Friday Funnies.

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”
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“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.

“Yes, sir,” the clerk replied.

“That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”

~Steve~                                              H/T  Terry

3 responses to “Friday Funnies.

  1. HaHaHaHaHa! Luv the second joke! I should have said that to my students who used that excuse for not turning in their take-home essay exams on time. The death rate of grandmothers (never grandpas) among college students is simply staggering. LOL

  2. Yes, some of my students each had at least six grandmothers — who all died in an alarmingly short period of time! :D

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