Why my Liberal neighbors aren’t speaking to me anymore

I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

Her parents beamed with pride.

’Wow…what a worthy goal,’ I told her. ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.‘

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ’ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? ‘

I said, ‘Welcome to Conservatism.’

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

H/t beloved fellow Miranda   :D

And this is what happened to that ’60s flower-child hippie chick….

EYE BLEACH ALERT!!!

UPDATE (April 20):

A reader asks why this woman wasn’t arrested. I don’t know. But maybe the answer to her question is in the uncropped photo from which I got the above image. Judging by the “White Sox” sign, this probably was taken somewhere in or near Chicago, Illinois. Utter depravity:

~Eowyn

12 responses to “Why my Liberal neighbors aren’t speaking to me anymore

  1. What on earth is that???

  2. Ewww…my eyyyyyeeessss!!!! I’m so thankful I’ve never gotten a tattoo other than the one when I stabbed myself in the finger with my rapidograph pen…

  3. Mom’s gotten out of the yard again…. :)
    (it would go a long way towards explaining how I got this way…)

  4. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa……oh my gosh so did not see that one coming! Gag me with a wooden spoon!

    Thank God for Bras!!! ;)

  5. LOL – I nearly hurled my grits.

    -Dave

  6. Geez, imagine finding that sleeping next with you in the morning. That has to be one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Should be the First Lady.
    That should be a felony.

  7. Baby, if something happens to me, I want you to get a new wife. Here is a picture of the one I chose for you…

    your loving wife,

    http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hippie5.jpg

    sent this to my husband… ;-)

  8. I don’t get this, where is it and why is she walking around naked and why isn’t she arrested for public nudity?!

    • Julia,

      I found the pic on a blog, dated March 16, 2009. I had cropped the image. The full photo is even more disturbing. I can’t post the image as a comment, so I’m adding it to my post. Scroll up!

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