We’re on a roll with Blonde Jokes.

Three blonde‘s died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.

He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The first blonde, an American, said “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.”
St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and wouldn’t let her in.
The second blonde, a Brit, said “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus‘s birth and exchange gifts.”
St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he wouldn’t let her in either.
The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter said, “So, tell me.”
She said, “Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a very large boulder … “
St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”
Then the blonde continued,

“Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey.”
St. Peter fainted.
~Steve~                                                 H/T  Grouchy

21 responses to “We’re on a roll with Blonde Jokes.

  1. It’s purr-feckt, and just in time for all my hockey friends! Hey Jim, heads up: you’re the first!

  2. its almost right probably close enough to graduate from the dumbed down education now in existence in america. oh wait we can no longer discuss christian religion only non christian religions . hmmm something is rotten in denmark

  3. I am a bottle blonde, now…but I do have to admit that when I decided to grace the world w/ my presence, I had white blonde hair. And sadly, I have to admit……these jokes describe my personality quite accurately. (according to my little brother) :)

    • Totally agree! Ppl making fun of blondes or women (like your ATM joke) doesn’t bother me at all! I am ok w/myself….quirks and all! I’ll be the first to admit, the elevator goes all the way to the top, but the doors don’t always open like they should! (brain-fart) ;)

      • Hey Steve-
        I just figured out what the heck you meant when you said “feaking Pc killed our sense of humor.” When we were having this conversation it took you awhile to comment back, so naturally I took your above statement to mean that your computer “PC” was acting up killing your fun!

        I finally got that PC is short for “Politcally Correct”! Talk about a “Blonde Moment”! Good grief! I shouldn’t even share that with you! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Even I can’t help but think that is dumb! Oh-well what can ya do? I’m just glad my husband thinks me “being slow” is cute!

        Good freakin grief! :)

        • Dear Miranda,

          You crack me up! And for the record, I don’t believe for even a second that you’re dumb. But you are very very cute. :D

          • Well thanks for the very kind words Doc, but I have to admit that there are times that I do think that if an onion rings…I might just answer it! :D

            • Ummmm….there I go again! I’m so sorry about the “thumbs down”. I meant “thumbs up”! Ohhhhh spell-check fairy……I need you….AGAIN!

              She puts in overtime for me. (Super Sorry) :D

        • Thanks Stevie-O! You are too kind….hey by the way I heard this the other day and I thought of you!

          *Duct tape is like “The Force.”
          It has a light side, a dark side,
          and it holds the universe together.*

          Hahaha….it’s actually so true! :D

        • Oh, and I forgot! Today, I finally figured out how to do a :D instead of a :)

          Didn’t even have to ask! It only took me….ummmmm……2 months on my own! Hahaha….yeah right! I am definitely the Poster Child for brilliant! {sarcasm intended}

    • Yeppers, but hey! Shouldn’t that opening line be “Three blonde‘s dyed and found themselves standing before St. Peter”? Just thinking….

      And Miranda, that’s EXACTLY why he’s your ‘little’ brother!

      • You two are most definitely my new favorite ppl! You both are exactly like my Dad, which is a compliment in my book. He says things like “Way to fire, Matchhead!” and he is horribly blunt. ;) A mighty man of God!

        The LORD works in funny, funny ways doesn’t He? He always provides in the most unexpected situations. Never ceasing to amaze me!

        I have never ever been an Internet fan, even in college I was hardly ever on it. When I stumbled onto FOMs while researching the whole Modonna/Superbowl mess, I never thought that a blog would be an answer to prayer! And I never ever, ever thought that friendships were actually possible online either. (Still don’t want to go roaming around other sites though…once in a lifetime thing.)

        I would be honored to inherit you both! :D

      • HAHAHAHAHAHA…it most definitely was an obvious typo Joseph! And thats so true about my little brother….in fact he called to night needing money! He knows mom & dad won’t give him any, but me and Heath, what can I say…that’s exactly why I am his “big” sister! I can’t help it, I adore him! :D

  4. sage,

    Not sure, but I would be willing to assist in finding out. ;-)

    -Dave

    • …and thinks all men are cretins.

      And she’s exactly right.

      LOL – And we’re pigs, too, and anyone who tells you they aren’t is lying.

      -Dave

      • I’d say closer to dogs…women can train us but they’d be
        happier if they just had a good frollic with us….
        Oh,iMHO, blonde is a state of grace :)

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