Enough of Dumb Blonde, Brunette, Redhead, Black , Curly, straight, long, short Jokes!

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype
Swedish blond women that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general…pathetically all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:
“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little poop head  on your lap.”
~Steve~                           H/T  I_Man

5 responses to “Enough of Dumb Blonde, Brunette, Redhead, Black , Curly, straight, long, short Jokes!

  1. Why are blondes always out of shampoo?

    Because the directions say, “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”

    -Dave

  2. Dennis H. Bennett

    “So the blonde was…..” it could be a long week for blondes!!

  3. I’ve always despised these jokes because it’s a form of reverse racism, saying it’s ok to stereotype fair colored people as less intelligent but not dark.

  4. Make that joke about a black person instead of a blonde and see if everyone laughs.

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