Let’s go over a few things, shall we?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in,” but it’s
only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re
both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn’t he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?

Do you ever wonder why you came to FOTM in the first place?  :D

~Steve~                H/T   Joseph

6 responses to “Let’s go over a few things, shall we?

  1. Hilarious! :D

    These are all questions I’ve wondered about, esp. “If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?”

  2. ROFLMAO….a couple of coffee spewers there…
    Just bury me in my flip-flops and swim-trunks because
    I’m hoping that heaven will be like a day at the beach
    (this said while the ‘leap-year blizzard’ rages outside)

  3. Truly, questions for the ages! ROFL

  4. That’s more intelligent than the political. Shows someone is thinking beyond Dick and Jane.

  5. profound questions, I love it…

  6. The one about baby oil reminds me of a story I read about when Gerbers first started selling baby food in Africa. Sales were bad and they didn’t know why. As it turns out most people in that part of the world can’t read so they put a picture of whats in the can on the outside. Whats on the outside of a bottle of Gerbers baby food, a baby…

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