D.C. Traffic Jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and  asks, “What’s going on?” 

 “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking  for a  $ 10 million dollar ransom.
 Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on  fire.  

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

 “How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.

 

 The man replies, “About a gallon!”

H/T to my neighbor, Charlotte!

LTG

8 responses to “D.C. Traffic Jam

  1. Need a match :)

  2. Hehe…love it!

  3. I dare say I’d give two gallons if it was a senator, even at the high price we are paying for gas…

  4. douse obama first……

  5. Excellenttttttttt!!!! LOL:-))

  6. LOL – So where do I send the donation?

    -Dave

  7. I’ll raise donations by 2gal. and throw in 3bks. of matches… LOL… Hey, it’s for a good cause…
    As in…. ’cause it’s a great idea! LOL ;)

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