Necrophilia is Okay for Muslims

FATWA: Necrophilia is An Acceptable Practice in Islam

The Imam, whose name is Zamzami Abdelbari, said that marriage remains valid even after death, which does not cancel the marriage link. He took as evidence a Koranic verse which says that Muslims believers will go to Paradise with their wives…

Sheikh Zamzami  said that the husband has the right to have sex with his dead wife. He added that the husband may wash the body of his dead wife and have sex with her.
He said that the woman also has the same right but failed to explain how a woman can manage to perform sex with the corpse of her dead husband.  (How the heck does that work???)

However, cheikh Zamzami, tempered his most unusual fatwa by stating that necrophilia, though Halal, is a disgusting act that would be best avoided.

H/T Weasel Zippers

~LTG

9 responses to “Necrophilia is Okay for Muslims

  1. Sick.
    Ted Bundy would approve.

  2. shoot the bastards and let God sort them out.

  3. YUCK–enough said!!!

  4. LOL – Well, I have known a few girls in my life that might as well have been dead, but, oh, err, never mind.

    Besides, that was a long time ago – a VERY long time ago.

    -Dave

  5. BTW: Have I mentioned that Islam is a mental disorder?

    -Dave

  6. lowtechgrannie

    They seem to be very preoccupied with sex, don’t they? The Koran appears to be a big 7th century Masters and Johnson sex manual. Mohammed must have been a very horny individual.

  7. So I thought they wanted to go to Paradise because of the virgins……how does that work if the wives show up??????

    • Which “Islamic tradition” are you talking about?
      The Qur’an mentions in numerous places rewards for women & men -in
      that order-, women first then men.
      It is this type of “Dark ages” ignorance that keeps stupid wars raging.

  8. That Imam is The most ignorant stupid fool that I have heard recently.
    If the act is “…disgusting…” how can it be halal – permissible?
    Call on all idiots to provide real evidence to backup what they say.
    When “Pastor”(?) David Koresh married mothers & their daughters at the
    same time, would it have been correct for Muslims to use that as evidence
    of how sick Christianity is?

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