Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship

Just in time for the inauguration of the New World Order.

It will no longer be “Truth, Justice, and the American Way!” Superman, a fictional creation of comic books and movies, will renounce his U.S. citizenship to become “a citizen of the universe.”

As reported by Martin Gould for NewsMax.com, April 28, 2011, citing The Blaze as its source, the superhero’s renunciation is prompted by DC comics’ rank cowardice, after getting criticized for joining an anti-Iranian demonstration in the landmark 900th issue of Action Comics. The Iranian government sees this as official US endorsement of the protests.

In the new issue of DC comics, Superman says he has been thinking “too small” but he now sees “the bigger picture.” “I’m tired of having my actions construed as instruments of US policy. ‘Truth, Justice and the American Way’ — it’s not enough anymore.”

Superman was conceived in 1938 as the quintessential defender of American values — even though he is an alien from the planet Krypton.

The decision to renounce US citizenship is already being attacked on line.

One poster commented on Wired: “I guess we need to start checking our apple pies now to make sure they don’t offend Muslims.” Another wrote: “Been reading DC comics on and off for about 50 years but no more,” while a third said: “I hope citizen of the universe comes with a visa to visit/work in the United States or Ole Supes is breaking the law everytime he flies into US airspace.”

~Eowyn

8 responses to “Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship

  1. This is why both DC and Marvel sales are tanking. They have for the past decade been injecting their liberal viewpoints into their comics but with one major constant problem. Both Comic corps assumed 90-95 percent of their readers were liberal bipeds and that they can easily shrug off the other 5-10 percent. That was a mistake, a mistake they are in no rush to correct. The problem with this practice is just like MSNBC, CNN and every other liberal media outlet DC and Marvel will suffer greatly with just enough readers to keep the company alive…barely.

    • Folk who buy comic books with black-and-white morality tales about Good whuppin’ on Evil (even if they are fans of Lex luthor or worse) tend not go in for morally-relative conflict resolution-type left/liberal B.S.– half measures don’t appeal to ‘em and, even if you get to their utopian sensibilities, said left/liberal B.S. is just not exciting. Face it, teenage boys want to see hot female characters in sexist skin-tight outfits and stuff getting righteously blown-up… which political correctness can’t deliver. Good material is what sells here and the left/libtard crowd forgets that.

  2. Time to break out the kryptonite bullets.

    • Yep.
      Superman went from America’s greatest hero, to Earth greatest hero and he’s now the U.N.’s greatest zero.

  3. That’s about as Anti-American as you can get.

    What’s next? Obama renouncing his (non-natural born) US citizenship? Or did he already perform that UN duty on inauguration day behind closed doors?

    Could anyone have predicted the fall of such a great nation 10 years ago? It’s going to take something very dramatic to turn things around.

  4. Fork Superman.

    He’s done.

    -Dave

  5. Kapt. Blasto

    At this writing: Osama Bin Laden is DEAD, and US forces GOT HIM!
    Now…maybe the powers that be at DC will probably change their mind about the whole “renouncing” thing….

  6. migueldelaveganyc2

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